A Carbon Based Life-Form Confesses

My name is Everybody and I’m made of carbon. In fact carbon is life. Anybody who denies that is hypnotized by lies. Snap out of it!

I have drifted apart from an old friend in the last two years especially. But our estrangement started before the Great Pandemic Reset and Jab-up. It started over “Global Warming" and “Climate Change” at least ten years ago.

We still have each other’s email addresses. Out of the blue after a long silence my old friend CC'd me this YouTube video called “How to Enjoy the End of the World”. My friend called it “How to see the end of the world” and adds "Starts off a little slow but well worth the hour of learning"

I thought, “What the hell is he getting at?" It’s "How to ENJOY the end of the world”. Not how to “See” the end of the world. I’m supposed to “See" this like the guy in Clockwork Orange with his eyelids taped open? This is “learning”? I’m stupid so I need to learn this. I’m a moron who doesn’t Believe the Scientific Truth but I can learn if I stop being a pigheaded idiot. Gee thanks. What a pal!

I used to drink way too much booze in the effort to escape the Woke Canadian propaganda world of today with its lies about sex and politics and just about everything. Recently I realized the booze wasn’t working. So I got mad at it and quit. The world of Woke idiocy is just as crazy and moronic whether I’m drunk or sober. In fact, almost everybody around me that I personally know, no word of exaggeration, seems to be drunker than I ever was to one degree or another.

Or they are hypnotized. Weirdly hypnotized. I always thought of myself as being very susceptible to being hypnotized, being an imaginative sort of fellow. But I seem to have become the only guy in the room who doesn’t think he’s a chicken, or maybe a carrot.

I was talking about the YouTube video. Let’s get on with it. “How to Enjoy the End of the World” is an hour long lecture by a really learned professor full of today’s best Science. Listen only to his voice. You’re getting sleepy…

This very smart professor starts out saying the future is pre-written. It’s "Gonna Be”, whether we like it or not – and we’re not gonna like it but we’re “Gonna” swallow it like nice children because this lecture is medicine (it’s a mental vaccination, actually). See it. Learn it, Believe it. There’s nothing humans can do to change the Future. There’s nothing human beings do to create the Future. It IS Created. It is Predestined. It is written by the holy prophets of The Science and thou must Believe it in order to be saved. The End of the World is Nye (it’s Bill Nye the Science Guy?)!

I object. I find this philosophy to be nonsense at its core. I find it to be anti-human and absurd, aggressively absurd. I find this philosophy to be a superstitious End-of-the-World Millennial Cult masquerading as objective science. Science is a systemized method of determining physical facts. Science is not revealed knowledge to be preached. Science is not The Science. It is not Doctrine. I find these philosophers of "The Science" to be unwitting tools of totalitarian revolution.

After listening to this razzmatazz of big words and projected graphs for about twenty minutes I said, “Get to the bloody point!” I skipped to the end. We have ten years to abolish fossil fuels or the planet will burn up, that’s his bottom line. After an hour of a blizzard of graphs and charts and scary (and dubious) statistics we arrive at Greta Thunberg?

This is the thesis of the Club of Rome formulated as the doctrine of Overpopulation in the 1960s. It comes from Eugenics (and what else comes from Eugenics? Class? Anyone? Starts with “N”). It is based on enormously well funded and universally publicized established academic pseudo-science which can be shown to be corrupted by careerism which ultimately comes from military funding. The end of this pseudo-intellectual tail chasing is the idea that Carbon Dioxide is a pollutant. And therefore Carbon Dioxide must be “reduced” – along with the people who exhale it!

This is absurd. It is insanity. It is the politics of genocide.

And the idea that CO2 warms the planet to any significant degree was an ad hoc theory invented to explain the temperature of Venus which was detected by a satellite in the mid 1970s.

There is only one serious functioning greenhouse gas and that is not CO2 or CH4, it is H2O, water vapour.

Without sufficient carbon dioxide all plants on earth would die and all animals along with them. Carbon dioxide is what we exhale and plants inhale so they can make the oxygen we inhale; it’s called the Carbon Cycle. Currently the world’s atmosphere has 0.04% carbon dioxide, 400 parts per million. That’s OK but the plants we eat and the trees we love could really use more. The room you sat in in college or high school listening to the teacher lecture you had around 0.08% CO2. Notice how you didn’t die? But the rubber plant in the corner was loving it, I assure you.

But Greta Thunberg objects. How THARE we exhale so much Carbon! We are supposed to limit, even eliminate “Carbon”! Is that why we have to wear muzzles over our mouths and noses?  So we can get used to suffocating so we can stop burning up the planet with our snores and farts? Oh right. Global Warming. We cause it. There are too many of us. We have to distance ourselves from one another and wear masks so we will stop having sex. That’s going to get easier as the girls we know all start turning into Greta Thunberg and Theresa Tam. Let’s get on board with not having sex and not getting married and not having babies!! Babies are Evil because they Breath Carbon for over 70 years like dragons, burning up the planet! Six billion of us must be “eliminated” before 2090, or 2050, or 2030 so that the Planet can be saved for Klaus Schwab, Justin Trudeau, Greta Thunberg and Doctor Tedros.

Apparently it has to be explained to Climate Emergency believers that this is insanity.

Global warming is non existent. This is why the data showing global warming are so hard to pin down. This is why “Global warming” stalled 20 years ago and why the IPCC officials were desperate to hide their own data by 2009 as revealed in their leaked emails. (Don’t remember “Climate-gate”?)

These data about a mass extinction, presented as if it were natural and inevitable and real, come from politically and militarily and financially caused damage, deliberate and unintentional mismanagement – in so far as these data are real. How real they are is extremely questionable. The rise in ocean levels is demonstrably not really happening, for one instance. Such pollution as really exists can be and is being remediated by real technological progress such as scrubbers and properly managed nuclear power and renovated electrical grids. All the means to the survival of mass civilization which need fossil fuel energy to make work.

If this man were not blinded by his theories and his hypocrisy he’d hand the microphone over to Greta Thunberg so she could throw a tantrum and put the panic cherry on top of the indoctrination cake.

There is one thing needed to solve the many problems of the “third world” and that is energy. Cheap energy. (How about proper hydroelectric power in Africa, for instance? That’s a political problem, not an environmental problem) Energy is wealth. Energy coming from real practical industrial development and creativity will be the thing which will enable humanity to adapt to whatever climate changes may be happening. Adapt! Do not change the climate because you can’t. Only a crazy person would imagine that he changes the heavens above.

The sun does that. The orbital perturbations of Earth do that. The gravitational and electrical influence from the nearby star systems have their input. These are things no humans can control. But we can adapt. People who want to take away the technological means which can give us the energy we need to help us adapt are would-be totalitarian dictators. They are also mass murderers. They want to starve and kill and subject and enslave all of humanity. What do you think the Great Reset is?

Learned fools like this man are helping totalitarians to convince us that they and they alone make the future, that it’s their world and we just live in it if they permit us to live.

So much for me. Who the hell am I besides nobody important. Listen to the video. Knock yourselves out. (Literally)

How to Enjoy the End of the World - YouTube