Why Are the Fakes So Incompetently Faked?
These are images intended to make you feel things. Why would people want to make you feel these things? What kind of people would want that?
The Princess of Wales, Catherine Middleton, has been mysteriously incommunicado for many weeks. She was reported by Buckingham Palace to have undergone emergency surgery in December and since then she has not issued any personal statements. Just recently an official photograph was published by Buckingham Palace to prove to the public that the beloved and beautiful Princess of Wales is happy and healthy. The photo appears to show Kate grinning winsomely surrounded and embraced by her three children who are all not just grinning but so open mouthed with ecstasy that they must have just heard a joke that is literally killer and so they are literally dying of laughter.
The more I look at this photo the creepier these kids' expressions look to my amateur eyes. There’s something indefinably dead in their eyes. People who claim to be experts in photoshopping have posted comments on what they allege are anomalies in the picture. I’m not sure about some of these things. But the picture just looks fake. It looks assembled.
Maybe I'm fairly typical of the viewing public when I doubt this or that point. The misaligned wrist of the girl on the right or the misaligned zipper on the front of Kate’s sweater. Yeah. Maybe. I don’t know.
But there’s one weird thing nobody can miss, unless they are determined to miss it at any and all cost because they are desperate to believe the princess is fine and everything is normal. Besides the utterly weird and almost macabre frozen and agonized joy on these kids’ faces there’s one feature of this photo that pushes itself right into your face like a sharp stick and says, “Believe this is okay, not because it’s reasonable to believe it but because WE Tell You To Believe and Expect You To Obey.”
The boy on the left has his right hand jammed down hard on a weirdly angled table top and the first and second digits are crossed in the classic gesture that says, “I’m lying.”
What has happened as a result of releasing this weird picture? The speculation that Princess Catherine is dead, or at least terribly ill, has exploded all over the internet. Those who manufactured and released this picture have damaged the reputation of the British Royal Family severely. Even if Kate appears in public fine and happy tomorrow there will still remain the question why this photo was publicized. How could anybody not have anticipated that reaction?
Why in the name of good publicity would Buckingham Palace release this photo? Why wouldn’t someone edit out those crossed fingers? Why wouldn’t the photographer stop and say we’ll redo the pose minus the cheeky gesture?
The crossed fingers were deliberately left in or put into this image. There’s no other logical choice. Somebody WANTED the public to know the picture is fake. Or they wanted anybody who accepted it as real to do so not because they’d honestly observed something believable but because they willfully ignored the strangeness of what they saw.
This photo reminded me of another family photo that was published in late 2012 or early 2013, ostensibly to support the accounts of the massacre of 25 children and their teacher at Sandy Hook Elementary School on December 14, 2012. The photo was supposed to be a family portrait of Robbie Parker and his wife and his three daughters taken before the little girl on the right of the picture, Emily, was murdered by a lone crazed teenage assassin called Adam Lanza.
The photo seemed to make sense at first glance. But looking closer, there was something glaringly, obviously, "in-your-face-sucker” weird about it. The little girls that grinning “Robbie Parker” was holding on his lap – where were their legs? There is no room in Robbie’s lap between his knees for any image of at least the larger girl’s legs below the drapery of her dress. There’s nothing there.
I talked to my friends at the time about it, expressing my doubts and trying to explain why the accounts did not make sense. They were shocked that I would disbelieve what they accepted as truth. I tried to point out the weirdness of the photo and my friend replied that he could not see what was wrong, that the girl’s legs are just obscured by the cloth drapery. It was the first earthquake which opened the chasm between me and my old liberal friends and my opposition and their automatic acceptance of the official narrative of subsequent events drove me and my old friends farther and farther apart.
The Boston Marathon Bombing of spring 2013 featured a supposed team of 26 runners from Sandy Hook running the 26 miles of the Marathon to raise more donations to the alleged grieving parents of the massacre. Openly available photographs taken from overhead of the finish line area before and after the blast – evidence which I downloaded and still have archived – proved beyond any reasonable doubt that the account of the bombing by the Boston Globe could not possibly be true; there were none of the alleged 200 injured people anywhere in these pictures taken within seconds of the blast. My friends wouldn’t even look at the pictures. They were united and aggressive in denouncing me, their friend for years, as a right-wing conspiracy nut.
I posted on Facebook about Sandy Hook and the subsequent implications on January 30, 2021:
<< The first thing that bothered me was the unbelievable demeanour of the alleged grieving parents, especially the man self-identified as Robbie Parker. He emerged from his house to be interviewed on TV mere hours after his little daughter was allegedly brutally murdered, with a grin on his face which he quickly wiped off and began hyperventilating and trying unsuccessfully to shed a tear as he asked for the public to donate to his fund in honour of his dead daughter. I'm an actor and I know what bad acting looks like – I could never manage to cry on camera either. But if my little daughter had been ripped apart days ago? I’d be incapable of grinning and laughing about it. How about you?
<< There was also an interview by Anderson Cooper of a couple of alleged grieving parents posed in their alleged living room in front of a Christmas tree – the tree looks like set dressing intended to jerk the tears of CNN viewers by emphasizing that this interview was taken before Christmas 2012, mere days after these alleged parents’ allegedly murdered, allegedly real daughter was buried.
<< The woman smiled beatifically as she described how she and her other children covered the little white coffin of her murdered little girl in happy messages with coloured markers; she was bursting with joy because her little girl is now with the angels in heaven – or maybe because she anticipated millions of donated bucks from the sympathetic public. These people were stereotypes of what atheistic liberals think of Christian fundamentalists and that's exactly what my atheist liberal friends believed them to be – just exactly what they expected those weird Christians to be like. I was told by them that "everybody grieves differently". But these alleged grieving parents were all grieving the same, that is, not at all.
<< There was also a televised interview of a woman claiming to be Alex Israel and claiming that she was a school mate of Adam Lanza in Newtown High School. She could offer no details about him at all. At the time of the later incident of the alleged beheading of an American alleged to be named Foley there was a televised interview with a woman claiming to be his sister, Kate Foley. This woman and alleged Alex Israel were identical, same face, same voice, same facial expressions of (not very believable) upset and grief and a few flashes of duping delight. I downloaded and saved the side by side outtakes... These people are a class of professional crisis actors. They and the industry that pays them are assets of the CIA and the DHS. There. I’ve said it again. Conspiracy nut that I am.
<< I'll end with this: the photos published of the alleged families and the allegedly murdered teacher were obviously and crudely photoshopped (and this matches up with the publication of Robbie Parker's grin). They could have been made more convincing and the actors could have been better. Why weren't they?
<< So people like me would spot the problems and go tell their liberal friends about it and get themselves dismissed as sympathizers of red-neck, Christian fundamentalist, gun nut conspiracy theorists. Which is exactly what happened to me. I could cite some other factual problems with the Sandy Hook hoax. I could give you a run-down on the features of the Pulse Nightclub Massacre that shows that to have been a hoax. The Boston Bombing is easily proven to be a hoax by even a couple of the photos I downloaded. That scam was a very successful experiment in locking down a major city under Martial Law on the excuse of a complete hoax.
<< The great thing about mass casualty drills presented as real is that you get the same propaganda bang without all those real grieving relatives demanding investigations, like the "Jersey Girls" 9/11 widows whose clamber resulted in the 9/11 Commission Report so flawed and unbelievable it started the 9/11 Truth movement. >>
The passing years since Sandy Hook have seen incident after incident, now including the weird doctored picture of Kate Middleton’s family, that have set me drifting off on Conspiracy Island. I am a proud citizen of my island. I salute the flag of my little republic. It’s got a message on it: “I told you so!”
Two happy family photos. Kate Middleton’s family in 2024 and Robbie Parker’s in 2012. Similar? The finger poses? These are images intended to make you feel things. Why would people want to make you feel these things? What kind of people would want that?
On the left, Alex Israel. On the right Kate Foley:
James, on the back of this, I have done a deep dive into these 2 girls and I do not think they are the same person. I will say that, from the photo comparison above, they do look like the same person, and I can see the likeness between the two from watching videos of them talking, but I am no where near convinced. I will say that I have very very deep reservations over the validity of Sandy Hook and other mass shootings for many many reasons but I think there are too many differences in face shape, voice inflections etc. That being said, I can't rule out rhinoplasty, video editing etc etc, but on the back of the comparison from their respective interviews, I'm not sold. I have the same issue with Big Mike recently, I have seen many films where it looks like she has lovely pair of swinging bollocks and was left convinced but have also recently seen some very convincing images of her childhood, again either one of thses things (the images,or the swinging bollocks) could be faked these days. However, the film of the challenger guys very much alive and well is incontravertible. I know they lie to us and decieve us in more ways than we can know, but I must retain criticallity or I loose all integrity. But look, I do stand to be corrected on the girls if more evidence comes to light. Cheers. I really enjoyed the article.
Its tough being desparate to talk about this shit with others, when all they want to talk about is the same old same old. People definitely fear the truth, which is strange to me, as Ive always feared being lied to.